What's that smell ah?

A serving of Banker Wanker's daily random thoughts;

"Groan, another early morning, I hope I hit the jackpot"
"Dang, frisky this morning aren't we, down boy"
"Please please let the traffic be light"
"Ooo, cute chick in beemer"
"Please please let it be a light day at the office"
"Move aside losers, investment banker coming through, shwing shwing"
"Ooo, she is looking hot, wonder if those are real"
"Booger check booger check"
"Red alert red alert, idiot radar buzzing"
“I wonder what Claudia Bassol is doing right now”
“Wah, damn itchy”

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“Don’t take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive” – Elbert Hubbard

Read : Remember to take the chill pill yeah.

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Overheard in Bankerland:

Capon : “Can you believe it, they quoted Libor+ 280 for the deal. We would have been landed with the commitment with no recourse out. Bunch of overpaid idiots who knows jack shit”
Banker Wanker : *nods and sighs* *munching popcorn mentally while watching the show*
Although he knows he shouldn’t but Banker Wanker is gleefully tickled to see how things are imploding for some chums who came into Bankerland soaked in too much self-importance. Ahh, the stench of failure never smelled so sweet.

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Sidekick, I can't wait to see the premier of your work to the world. We little oysters here love to see a fellow oyster from our little oyster colony breaking out into the big big world. :)